Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None", replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking!"

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cool and manageable

manageable?

what did you expect her to say? afterall, admin has banned ..mmmm from surfacing otherwise, tell me why she shouldn't say "...mmmm" instead of "cool and manageable" to a joke like this...lol

i guess they both come from the same planet.............the last time i checked this ain't funny

...thats why it deserves a ...mmmm

i'll add to that...mmmmmmmmm

Tell me if its not manageable why r u people replying, u would have read and posted nothing.

kai... this babe no hear english!!!

read and post nothing on nothing abi?.....yeah i think she dey correct we should read nothing and posted nothing on nothing.........gibberish rubbish........all horse@#$%

john, did you take your drugs this morning, please dont put me in trouble, remember that was one of the conditions before i could accept to sign your 'Yaba Left' release forms..

i think i missed the main one

i guessed as much...

DUMB!

max payne...............how much be your original?........I've been trying to get it cos your version just keep say error error error...like virus.....

U fit pay 4 the original version?

:lost:

but found