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Men

1.Men are like ........Laxatives ....... They irritate the shit out of you.

2.Men are like ......... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3.Men are like ......... Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them.

4.Men are like ......... Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5.Men are like ......... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6.Men are like ....... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7.Men are like ......... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8.Men are like ......... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9.Men are like ......... Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10.Men are like ......... Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11.Men are like . ... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like ......... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.Men are like ......... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Ashewo

So true <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" />

drixie

nice one there

Oladimejisweb@yahoo.com

Wen u r been talked about....it means u r important...guys arent we outstandinly important....women cant do witout us.... But we can do witout u...dat one na lie oh....women r just distruaction to human race,,,,,,,,,

Tina

wetin u mean,wat are guys that we cant cope without una
o boy!!!!na only girl wey no wetin she want 4 life wey fit cope .as 4 me una no be anything

Tonero

"Oladimejisweb@yahoo.com&quot wrote:

Wen u r been talked about....it means u r important...guys arent we outstandinly important....women cant do witout us.... But we can do witout u...dat one na lie oh....women r just distruaction to human race,,,,,,,,,</p></div></blockquote>

wow, men i love you so much, you are the best thing that i have ever seen on nigerianz.com, keep it up ma boy!

Tonero

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folasanwo

"Oladimejisweb@yahoo.com&quot wrote:

Wen u r been talked about....it means u r important...guys arent we outstandinly important....women cant do witout us.... But we can do witout u...dat one na lie oh....women r just distruaction to human race,,,,,,,,,</p></div></blockquote>

dey there dey decieve yourself... i no sure say anyone like woman pass you!

jonneybrains

@ fola...............LOL...guy something affect you

folasanwo

na true na... abi you fit do without women? (not necessarily seeing them, just having them around make work go on better cos we men would always want to impress them!...lol

jonneybrains

to be honest you must give to them (don let it get to your head sha!) women are important to us as well as we are to them, they are so important that they've invented so many things like disobedience, deception, seduction, black mailing and so on all in one day..................ok i'll tell you, remember the garden of EDEN

folasanwo

this guy you no serious!

jonneybrains

like a heart attack........unless you refuse to understand that both gender can only live as one on earth, whats with this they're better and we are better? ladies you know its a mans world and the man is the head and the woman the neck......but anywhere the neck turns the head follow....you should know that the head talks...so what's the fuss..........

jonneybrains

if men can create war and women heart break its the same thing they both break down the economic and sanity of a nation

folasanwo

i mean, look what happened to helen of troy...<img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="

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jonneybrains

imagine the biggest war ever fought by mankind was caused by a chick.......i believe say she no even sharp

folasanwo

the chick just dey there they cry throughout!

jonneybrains

wetin you want make chicken do when gbege dey ground that's what they do................i was in a place one day like dat sha and my girl was having this hot argument with some guys like dat....i showed up like a hero to rescue her but when things change na she come dey cry for me, thank God for my boys wey show up when i don nearly take off.....as i see my boys i begin get believe but by that time things don change...as she sef no fit recognize me again

folasanwo

lol.... o boy thank god say your bois show oh... otherwise them for comot the 'm' from 'man'..., your chick for dey call you "an"...lol

jonneybrains

worst of all we no dey again................see women, na God go save them (I've got mum and sisters too and they cheat me like.......they saycos you're a guy leave it for us and hunger dey kill me, if i die now tell me wetin dem go do no be cry)

folasanwo

o boy them go cry, come do news paper advert for you... come dey do remembrance every year...lol..

wetin separate you and the babe na? she go vex bruce lee where your own guys no dey?

jonneybrains

chicks fear them if no be say this guy wey dey down get too much wahala we no for need them true true

folasanwo

"jonneybrains&quot wrote:

chicks fear them if no be say this guy wey dey down get too much wahala we no for need them true true</p></div></blockquote>

... english please... i dont speak greek!

jonneybrains

ok.....here goes, just that we guys can't really control the other guy downstairs....if not solo movement i mean total isolation from the female specie

folasanwo

*rolling with laughter*.... mad man...lol.....

true talk sha....

jonneybrains

pidgin is better cos if they dont know then they dont

folasanwo

kai...this guy you too dey make sense!...lol

jonneybrains

brains the name dude

folasanwo

... my name ends with "sanwo" and i aint paying no money <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" />.... joke!

jonneybrains

what are you paying for...............hhhmmmm, no wonder

olu asaala

If God created men before women,then u dont have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that women are mere afterthoughts. They have been chasing us since creation,& since they haven't given up the chasing just yet,it only means they'll chase us till eternity (they are only wasting their time,they can never be like us).They keep imitating us,but they dont know that imitation is limitation.My advice to them is: WOMAN BE THYSELF.

adogain

asaala i blame u? y u no go dey yan like that? u been think say God make mistake abi? remember say when woman eat the fruit bible no talk say her eye open. she still dey as God make am. na man folishness in eating the fruit comot us from dat beta place called garden of eden.
u no dey read bible?\
as par chase? if woman dey chase u make u run u hear! yeye <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_biggrin.gif" alt="

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folasanwo

chai!!! see tasi!!!

adogain

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folasanwo

naughty girl... why are you looking at me like that?

adogain

look u? how u take see me?
wetin i do now! no b d guy go put robb 4 my face and as he pepper me na him i take slap am. no b tasi o!
i sure say asaala na beta peson, e just get problem wit babes

folasanwo

but me am smooth with you right?...wink wink...lol

adogain

smooth but a bit oily

adogain

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Achilleus

Let them say. They can say anything about us guys, but when we are not at home, they go red.

Achilleus

If you understand Igbi very well, please look for that classic song by the Peacock band where it sang that God created man first, and then created the woman for the fun of creating something. That sums it up.