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musty

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None", replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking!"

drixie

Not bad <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="

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jonneybrains

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:" title="Question" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_question.gif" alt="

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henriatha lawrence

cool and manageable

jonneybrains

manageable?

folasanwo

what did you expect her to say? afterall, admin has banned ..mmmm from surfacing otherwise, tell me why she shouldn't say "...mmmm" instead of "cool and manageable" to a joke like this...lol

jonneybrains

i guess they both come from the same planet.............the last time i checked this ain't funny

folasanwo

...thats why it deserves a ...mmmm

jonneybrains

i'll add to that...mmmmmmmmm

henriatha lawrence

Tell me if its not manageable why r u people replying, u would have read and posted nothing.

folasanwo

kai... this babe no hear english!!!

jonneybrains

read and post nothing on nothing abi?.....yeah i think she dey correct we should read nothing and posted nothing on nothing.........gibberish rubbish........all horse@#$%

folasanwo

john, did you take your drugs this morning, please dont put me in trouble, remember that was one of the conditions before i could accept to sign your 'Yaba Left' release forms..

jonneybrains

i think i missed the main one

folasanwo

i guessed as much...

payne

DUMB!

jonneybrains

max payne...............how much be your original?........I've been trying to get it cos your version just keep say error error error...like virus..... <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_biggrin.gif" alt="

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henriatha lawrence

U fit pay 4 the original version?

folasanwo

:lost:

henriatha lawrence

but found

jonneybrains

you found what? <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_confused.gif" alt="

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adogain

@ fola
careless owner!

@ john
she found fola, who lost himself.

jonneybrains

ok i thot the lost was the TV series

folasanwo

i wast actually looking for myself, and i discovered i had a twin....mmm....thaaats the one that henriatha found...

jonneybrains

ok that one

henriatha lawrence

identical twin 4 that matter.

folasanwo

yels

jonneybrains

mmmmmm.................i see where this is going?

adogain

i don't where is it going?

henriatha lawrence

@
johnney
where do u think its going to?

jonneybrains

somewhere i dont know..............................

adogain

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henriatha lawrence

jonney u better know.

jonneybrains

i miss my friend

henriatha lawrence

i can see ur really missing this ur friend, but i think we r missing him too
FOLA WHERE ARE U <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_question.gif" alt=":" title="Question" />
THE HOUSE IS MISSING U SERIOUSLY

Murtala

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

daveadofu

What a pleasant Clause. Now what is your Message?

henriatha lawrence

i wonder <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" />

daveadofu

KNOW YOUR NAME

What ur name means....... .. Check it out !!

Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means.

Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its TRUE) & (Is'nt it GRêT !!)

If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.
For Example : MARK

M - Success comes easily to you.
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
R - You are a social butterfly.
K - You like to try new things..

A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.

B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople.

C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.

D = You have trouble trusting people.

E =You are a very exciting person.

F = Everyone loves you.

G = You have exce! Llent ways of viewing people.

H =You are not judgmental.

I =You are always smiling and making others smile.

J =Jealously

K =You like to try new things.

L = Love is something you deeply believe in.

M = Success comes easily to you..

N = You like to work, but you always want a break.

O = You are very open-minded.

P =You are very friendly and understanding.

Q = You are a hypocrite.

R =You are a social butterfly.

S = You are very broad-minded.

T = You have an attitude, a big one.

U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.

V = You have a very good physique and looks.

W = You like your privacy.

X = You never let people tell you w! Hat to do.

Y = You cause a lot of trouble.

Z = You're always fighting with someone.

CHECK YOU'RE NAME MEANING AND YOU WILL FIND THAT THIS IS TRUE........ ......

jonneybrains

my name is gbenga...gb....is not a word but a letter in the yorus alphi...so how do i get to know the meanin now?

henriatha lawrence

Dear but ur English name is John, so u can go for it.
J = jealously
O = you are very open- minded
H = you are not judgmental
N = You like to work, but you always want a break

I think i have made myself clear

jonneybrains

awwwwww......my love must always look out for me! am so blessed to have you............... <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title="Wink" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title="Wink" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title="Wink" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title="Wink" /> .....thanks again