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jonneybrains

i was with a fine lady this afternoon (hope henry baby is not reading this)......
and for the first time i felt cool to speak with her in pidgin and to my greatest surprise she flow along and things are kind of going well with us now....

now alot of people will say not for first impressions .......whats your take?

have a bite at it let me know your experience

henriatha lawrence

so johnney u don start again, na em be e don tay we u dey do this kin thing sotey God come arrest u and u come dey confess.
Na waa for Nigerian men. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_redface.gif" alt=":oops:" title="Embarassed" />

henriatha lawrence

well i think pidgin is sexier

daveadofu

Jonneeeey,Jonnney,Jooonney!! How many times did i call you?December 2008 no far from January 2009 ooo.No say i no tell you.

Wait you wan recommend say make we dey use pidgin for the take toast ? wu sai, you wan go fall my hand?
What am learning now is How to pray in pidgin.I heard some one prayed with it and i couldn't say Amen because of laughter.The person na pro.I want to also preach in pidgin. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_biggrin.gif" alt="

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henriatha lawrence

u wan tell me say u no dey toast babe , abi u no get one?
which one b prayers again, angel Gabriel, see u

musty

jonney wetin be dis any language wey flow 4 ur mouth
na im u go speak.
whether na english, french, hausa, spanish, or greek
ko ba haka ba?

henriatha lawrence

thats cul

drixie

The most important thing is to communicate. The language wey you use is just a tool. It is the end that matters and not the means in this case.

She might not have flowed as well if you had stuck to plain old blimey queen's english. She'd probably be looking for a dictionary when you leave. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" />

daveadofu

Jonney, give us example of toasting lericks in English and then in Pidgin den make we compare and know which one go sweet pass.

jonneybrains

you wanna copy me now eh?.........let me see mmmmmmmmmm!

henriatha lawrence

No doubt about it, pidgin go sweet pass.

jonneybrains

almost everything in Pidgin is seductive especially when u talk very slow....(check it out)

adogain

johnny!
anyway me i like been toasted in wonderful flowing english, cos the accent of the language for me is cool. if a guy comes to me and starts out with pidgin i go run. i do love pidgin don't get me wrong and i flow well in it but you can't stand in my front and toast me in pidgin it's going to grate on my nerves and echo in my brain. its also going to leave a bad taste in my mouth.

sorry guys no matter how much i like and speak pidgin for me between a guy and girl? the better the english the more he scores. the first thing i look out for a guy after appearance is how good his english is.

jonneybrains

chop the language now!

adogain

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jonneybrains

i dey try

adogain

well continue to dey try maybe when u don improve i go give u one shot. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_biggrin.gif" alt="

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jonneybrains

to seduce you or what?

adogain

seduce me? nope wanna see if toasting in pidgin is actually as u say it is.

jonneybrains

its the way dey sound not the meaning in context....so i might type somethings here and u'll read them to direct interpretation other than when u listen to me......and beside someone with a cools and smooth style never approach u in pidgin and experience another side of life than the usual systemic english to impress and at the end the guy just get class no feelings...pidgin language is as emotional at it can be...it only promotes the real you and nothing else.....english dey impress pidgin dey relate......

to everyone if na lie i lie tell but if na true put ur hands up....the ELDER has spoken

henriatha lawrence

Game master u neva retire?

jonneybrains

wetin i do?.............it wasn't me

henriatha lawrence

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jonneybrains

number six stole the meat from the cooking pot.....adogain HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH(i know she'll kill me for this)

henriatha lawrence

ADOGAIN HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO
U FUCK UP U NO EVEN TELL ME NA WAOOOOOOOOOO

drixie

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Now, I know where to start from. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" />

henriatha lawrence

U better be fast about it

adogain

henri!!!! please do i dey wait o drixie!!

jonneybrains

drixie please do!...wetin him wan do? wey u dey wait?..........well ake una take am easy oh

henriatha lawrence

U no know say e don tay wey drixie dey eye adogain
NA since last year i notice am

daveadofu

No bi crime now.You think say all this love, love wey u and jonney dey do for this thread,na every body be like me wey fit withstand am swallow am stay like say nothing happen?
Musty try so tey, Jonney drive am comot from forum,na only me and partially Godsarm still dey kampke, like Zuma rock.
Drixie, abeg no mind them, try your luck.there are two sides to a coin,head or tail.

Soon me too go post vacancy for heart throb.

Yes, talking about toasting.Every body tell the forum about your first toast.What was your experience?

Hmmmnn, My first toast eee, i had my heart in my mouth,Men it was an experience.I tried several times, liver drop me. I resulted to sending a friend to mediate,men the friend went and talked for himself? (That one na friend?if you have such friends you don't need enemies)

Since i couldn't talk, i switched to Been friend to the person until one day i will do touch me i touch you to see the response.The first girl i ever toated, i mean complete toasting ooo,I did it at night,when i knew she won't be able to see my face.I was sweating, shevering, I almost peeed in my p--t.Men i don't pray to ever see that day again.My heart was beating , i could feel it.

Watch out for the complete story.

jonneybrains

well my first experience was like almost the same but the gal (martina) later came back to tell me never to bcome near her again (claiming we wanted to play with her)....one day another friend of ours went to see her and i too was there, we were both there waiting at the gate hoping that she would come out to see us, the next thing was that she came out to only to drop a note to the friend and said something in ibo that i didn't understand and the friend gave me the note but she immediately shouted from way inside the compound that it wasn't for but another guy...since that day, i no near her place,even after when she started coming around for visits, i would leave her in the living and exit thru the back door to the field to play soccer........but since then i started writing letters for guys in my school and believe me, i was making money from it.......i became the popular," love doctor" in my school......i was in JSS 1 then......i done like woman from small no be today....

see newspapers and posters for more details

daveadofu

Joooooneeeey, You be Prooo <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" />

jonneybrains

@ dave
guy na that time oh......women are the most wonderful creature on earth, they are the creature of love not object of sex...cos sometimes u just feel like talking to a gal (brothers na lie)....have u ever taken time to look at their hands......in a way the sun makes a casting of bright light...and that of a man...ol boy difference dey...make she dey gym self, u go still see the difference nothing anybody fit tell about them....only just say we (men) know what they are but don't know why they are like that (the mystery)....and to as many men that have found the secret only use it for the wrong thing.....holding these creatures to ransom.......but as for me until i discover the true meaning of why they are that way....i go still remain loyal to them......not becos they my sisters or mothers but becos they are different indeed...from us and can i add that they deserve every chance to try.(be in power).....but we are the reason the world was created (women get that)............

back to the topic pidgin English in toasting the gal of ur dreams might spoil runz but for the gal u need badly it actually creates that sexual innuendo when having conversations..........especially when you're talking slow.........for instance i told a friend about something and she what "thing" making a biggie about it then i started taking it slow for her to understand that what i was talking was not what she was thinking. after she understood what i meant i took the steering from there stirring the whole gist back to her former insinuations.....check it ..pidgin language is sexier

henriatha lawrence

EWO <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_exclaim.gif" alt=":!:" title="Exclamation" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_exclaim.gif" alt=":!:" title="Exclamation" /> <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_exclaim.gif" alt=":!:" title="Exclamation" />

daveadofu

We go soon arrange give you award. Doctorate degree award of Womanology.The investiture go soon get date.

daveadofu

Henriatha, no just ewo us comot.Tell us about your first toast, how e happen and the whole drama wey full am.Na your slack during the toast abi na the guy?