LAUGH IT OFF OR LEARN FROM IT.

by **daveadofu** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:09 pm

Last post of the previous page :
The question is, was the Man's juju a potent one or was he just blindfolding the villagers due to their ignorance.

by **henriatha lawrence** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:22 pm

In kingdom of darkness juju get levels oooooo

by **jonneybrains** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:50 am

henri for your mouth......what dey happen for here?

by **drixie** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:34 pm

You better know what you are planning to get married to wella before you dive in head first. Why are you getting shocked?

by **henriatha lawrence** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:07 pm

@
drixie
u no mind ur business?
u wey love matter dey itch
@
jonney
why u dey ask me dat kin question?
Abi u no dey go church? so u neva hear where an occultist dey confess, na waa oooooo

by **henriatha lawrence** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:11 pm

@
drixie
u no go mind ur business?
u wey love matter dey itch
@
jonney
why u dey ask me dat kin question?
Abi u no dey go church? so u neva hear where an occultist dey confess, na waa oooooo

by **jonneybrains** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:16 pm

no i never hear where cultist dey confess.................and please i dey forbid all that kain talk if you wan dey talk make sure no be where i dey self

by **henriatha lawrence** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:23 pm

How u go hear,i know say u still be small pikin wey still dey em mama belle.

by **jonneybrains** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:35 pm

henri!....................na wa oh, u go explain ur self later

by **henriatha lawrence** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:09 pm

i know say na bedroom talk be that one, no wahala.

by **daveadofu** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:02 pm

A mallam that sells orange to my office every day didn't show up through out last week,one to show up today,here is the gist that went on between me and Him.

Dave: Mallam, why we no see you through out last week?

Mallam: I trabell go Billage

Dave:Where be your village?

Mallam: my billage na Kano

Dave: wetin you go do, you go marry wife?

Mallam : no, na Mama e no good, i go Doctor i change am.

I ve bn laughing since then imagining how aa doctor can change someones mother that is not good.Am very sure that Mallam is Murtala's brother.They look so much alike. :lol:

by **daveadofu** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:12 pm

LAYING AN EGG

After a night of drinking, Martins crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.

"Who the hell are you? "Demanded Martins, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, and I'm St Peter".
Martins was stunned.
"You mean I'm dead? That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away."
St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated, but there is a catch! . We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Martins was devastated but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This isn't so bad," he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen. How are you enjoying your first day here?

"It's not so bad, "replied Martins, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode."

"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before."

"Never," replied Martins.

"Well, just relax and let it happen." And so he did, and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popped out from under his tail.

An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to him...ever!! !

The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,

Martins! Wake up, you drunken bastard, you're shitting on the bed." :lol:

by **Murtala** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:30 pm

I would have joined you in laughing at mallam if his blunders were in hausa. but i dont see any irony in committing a blunder in a language foreign to you. it's only with Nigerians you get to see such things. we have many world leaders presently who can't differentiate between english and greek. besides, i like to think all ethnic groups in nigeria have a peculiar problem of pronunciation of one english letter or another and a tendency to say a sentence in english exactly how they would have said it in their mother tongue.

by **henriatha lawrence** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:34 pm

@
Dave
guy this ur joke na ebe ano, i enjoy i die.

by **henriatha lawrence** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:47 pm

@
Dave
guy this ur joke na ebe ano, i enjoy it die.

by **henriatha lawrence** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:49 pm

so Dave u have seen murtala face to face?

by **daveadofu** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:07 pm

By imaginations.

by **Murtala** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:45 pm

when have u started crystal gazing. I have no idea you've continued with the family business :lol:

by **henriatha lawrence** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:36 pm

dave so u were guessing :?:

by **daveadofu** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:33 pm

WHO SHOULD BE GIVEN THE RED CARD AMOUNGS THIS TWO

Who did wrong? please comment.Don't laugh,its not funny.

by **jonneybrains** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:17 pm

the guy on the ground, the one holding the players shorts................but right now him don get him punishment for life no body go forget this day...............no further question :lol: