A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"

"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom. "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"

babe what in the hell was she thinking i need to call off that wedding immeditely

She flew to ala what? foolish woman

Hi all...newbie in the house.
where do i post my newbie thread?

@ashewo

hmmm u again

Tonero wrote:@ashewo

hmmm u again

I give up

Ashewo wrote:

Tonero wrote:@ashewo

hmmm u again

I give up

i think i like that. but i love you sha, ur too much, once more ur welcome

thank you


dnt mind the name, just a random name

Ashewo wrote:thank you


dnt mind the name, just a random name

kini big deal sha, so what do u think of that silly bride up there

Tonero wrote:

Ashewo wrote:thank you


dnt mind the name, just a random name

kini big deal sha, so what do u think of that silly bride up there

she is very stupid
Big Deal is i am on fire...Extinguish me

okey e yo, no lele

i go destroy d woman.

Her mama go refund my bride price oooooooo

Kolebank wrote:Her mama go refund my bride price oooooooo

seconded by me, u r correct

Kolebank wrote:Her mama go refund my bride price oooooooo

Her mama send una message?

The girl you guys r referin to is actually my ex wife she
Actually killed herself
She accidentally put her hair pray in the freezer
Then one day after lookin dramatically 4 it?
And almost missing an interview
She saw it in the freezer frozen solid

It read keep away from open flames

She put it in the micro wave
Don't need me to tell you what happened next

@toluaina, hahaha men you are really funny

you men think the same way,is that the worth of your love

kejith wrote:you men think the same way,is that the worth of your love

Toluaina was just joking. He's not even close to getting married.

no mind am, jus dey make us dey seriously dang ourselves here, i know toluaina na my younger brother friend junior brother-(small pikin)

Na wa o, anyway, I forgive her because I mean when am a billionaria, if she likes, she can even fly to Jupiter(a planet) to buy the turkey, na she sabi...