That Darned Cat

by **mushimat** on Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:19 pm

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that darned cat on the phone. I'm lost and need directions!"

by **drixie** on Sun May 11, 2008 8:25 am

Thank you mushimat for always making us laugh on this forum.

by **Tonero** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:43 pm

my God things are really happening oh.

by **Ashewo** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:16 pm

i luv this cat

by **Tonero** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:10 pm

@ ashewo

babe na every where u de, na wao ur name really match you, no bi small thing o. CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME

by **Ashewo** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:22 am

Tonero wrote:@ ashewo

babe na every where u de, na wao ur name really match you, no bi small thing o. CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME

stop stalking me around the board and more importantly stop complaining about the name.

hate it or love it :roll:

but just sharrap!!!

by **Tonero** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:25 am

YES MADAM, MRS WAZIRI, i love you sha, especially the crasy guts uv got to call a President's son like me sharrap, but u no spell am well, it is spell like this- ASHEWO SHUT UP

by **Ashewo** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:23 pm

I am tempted to log out and never log on here again
but i wont give you that pleasre :lol:

by **Tonero** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:15 pm

o baby ko gbadu

by **henriatha lawrence** on Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:35 pm

Tonero nd Ashewo na waa for una. Whats really the problem between you people? Please u people should try and settle the score.

by **Tonero** on Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:57 pm

henriatha lawrence wrote:Tonero nd Ashewo na waa for una. Whats really the problem between you people? Please u people should try and settle the score.

babe it seems u r d new kid on d block, we are jus friends feeling the value of this web. welcome sha, so aw u c dat man and im wife cat who is smarter en who is stupid?

by **drixie** on Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:20 pm

@Tonero and Ashewo.

You are both welcome to the forum. You shouldnt start by insulting each other. Its wrong. That is not what this forum is for.

@Tonero

For the records, henriatha was here before you.

by **Ashewo** on Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:38 pm

henriatha lawrence wrote:Tonero nd Ashewo na waa for una. Whats really the problem between you people? Please u people should try and settle the score.

I dont have a prob.
dude has a prob with my choice for a username :roll:

It's all settled now though

by **Tonero** on Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:28 pm

hmmm thats sweet , my mentor taught me that the best n most emotional way to make best friends is to start with a quarrel then some sweet compliments, u no understand, and it worked.hahahaha, moral leesons:to the man in the story he is jus an example of every human, trying to get rid of natural weakness, it doesn't go becos u want it, it rather go when you learn to play ignorant and wise

by **Ashewo** on Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:31 pm

lol, most reasonable thing i heard from you since :roll:

Not Yabbing you o :lol:

by **Oladimejisweb@yahoo.com** on Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:15 pm

Tonero wrote:@ ashewo

babe na every where u de, na wao ur name really match you, no bi small thing o. CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME

by **Oladimejisweb@yahoo.com** on Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:17 pm

Wat else do u xpect from dat name...pls dnt tell dem ur real name...u & i know wat will hapen...atlist with dis name..u r every were but with d real name...ur movement is limited...do u want that...hello everyone

by **Oladimejisweb@yahoo.com** on Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:28 pm

Bout the cat......listern all..sori view.....every tin in life dat u want runs away from u...but all the tins u dnt want comes after u....true or faulse...its fun havin discusions....its also fun knowin each oda...guys wat do you tin...ladies how abt u..08058711124.. Guys holla at me...ladies do d same...

by **snakedoctor** on Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:44 pm

STALE!!!

by **Tonero** on Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:23 am

Oladimejisweb@yahoo.com wrote:Bout the cat......listern all..sori view.....every tin in life dat u want runs away from u...but all the tins u dnt want comes after u....true or faulse...its fun havin discusions....its also fun knowin each oda...guys wat do you tin...ladies how abt u..08058711124.. Guys holla at me...ladies do d same...

shei, o boy i dey pity u, u dey find WOMAN here abi, small pikin

That Darned Cat

That Darned Cat

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