There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

>It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
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>SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
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>SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
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>SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
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>SM: It's not working.
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>SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
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>SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
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>SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
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>So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
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>Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
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>Then Sister Logical arrives.
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>SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
>Tell me what happened!
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>SL: The only logical thing happened.
>The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
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>SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
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>SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
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>SM: And?
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>SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
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>SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
>SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do.
>He pulled down his pants.

>SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

This is very funny,Musty we want some more, ride on.

interesting....

don't worry there is more where that came 4rm. . .

Musty do u know dat a dick is noting to women unlike b4...no women have atificial .......... Beta dan d real tin...so men why dnt we walk naken on the steets...hmmmmm....maybe we could turn in2 china soonest.. Anyting goes...it wuld either beta beta or worse....kini big deal

one of the funniest s**t i've heard in a while, kinda like the philosopher,jew and the lion

mr musty you again(laughs)

mr musty you again(laughs)

this was musty in his days.....................really mad

nice joke.... i thought it was gonna have a dirty ending, but hey...turns out it had a logical ending!!!....

dirty minded fellow

indeed!
nice one musty!

haba....see em' pretending.... pervs!

hey! i am hurt. why do we have to pretend?
so u dey talk sey we no fit apreciate joke abi?
tell us one.
oh and don't use me as the main course.

pervs right......GAY

GAY? how come? maybe i should edit my profile!
me? i b obinrin and as far as i sabi woman and man no fit b gay. abi no be so?
except say fola na woman 2. dn i gree

the person know himself

i think here i have to rest my case. cos i just got lost. which person?

he's gonna answer when it hurts don't worry just monitor this thread

i hear u o! this 1 na stay tuned more action dey come soon!