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See what women are saying about us MEN STAND UP

Postby musty on Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:03 pm

Men

1.Men are like ........Laxatives ....... They irritate the shit out of you.

2.Men are like ......... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3.Men are like ......... Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them.

4.Men are like ......... Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5.Men are like ......... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6.Men are like ....... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7.Men are like ......... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8.Men are like ......... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9.Men are like ......... Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10.Men are like ......... Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11.Men are like . ... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like ......... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.Men are like ......... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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Postby Ashewo on Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:49 am

So true :lol: :lol:
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Postby drixie on Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:15 pm

nice one there
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Postby Oladimejisweb@yahoo.com on Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:46 pm

Wen u r been talked about....it means u r important...guys arent we outstandinly important....women cant do witout us.... But we can do witout u...dat one na lie oh....women r just distruaction to human race,,,,,,,,,
Am hot & ur not
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Postby Tina on Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:51 pm

wetin u mean,wat are guys that we cant cope without una
o boy!!!!na only girl wey no wetin she want 4 life wey fit cope .as 4 me una no be anything
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Postby Tonero on Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:31 pm

Oladimejisweb@yahoo.com wrote:Wen u r been talked about....it means u r important...guys arent we outstandinly important....women cant do witout us.... But we can do witout u...dat one na lie oh....women r just distruaction to human race,,,,,,,,,


wow, men i love you so much, you are the best thing that i have ever seen on nigerianz.com, keep it up ma boy!
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Postby Tonero on Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:00 pm

:!:
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Postby folasanwo on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:01 pm

Oladimejisweb@yahoo.com wrote:Wen u r been talked about....it means u r important...guys arent we outstandinly important....women cant do witout us.... But we can do witout u...dat one na lie oh....women r just distruaction to human race,,,,,,,,,


dey there dey decieve yourself... i no sure say anyone like woman pass you!
Na me oh!
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Postby jonneybrains on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:12 pm

@ fola...............LOL...guy something affect you
the strong ones are the most humble... cos it takes strength to go on your knees
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Postby folasanwo on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:19 pm

na true na... abi you fit do without women? (not necessarily seeing them, just having them around make work go on better cos we men would always want to impress them!...lol
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Postby jonneybrains on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:23 pm

to be honest you must give to them (don let it get to your head sha!) women are important to us as well as we are to them, they are so important that they've invented so many things like disobedience, deception, seduction, black mailing and so on all in one day..................ok i'll tell you, remember the garden of EDEN
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Postby folasanwo on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:35 pm

this guy you no serious!
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Postby jonneybrains on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:54 pm

like a heart attack........unless you refuse to understand that both gender can only live as one on earth, whats with this they're better and we are better? ladies you know its a mans world and the man is the head and the woman the neck......but anywhere the neck turns the head follow....you should know that the head talks...so what's the fuss..........
the strong ones are the most humble... cos it takes strength to go on your knees
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Postby jonneybrains on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:55 pm

if men can create war and women heart break its the same thing they both break down the economic and sanity of a nation
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Postby folasanwo on Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:20 pm

i mean, look what happened to helen of troy...:D
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Postby jonneybrains on Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:26 pm

imagine the biggest war ever fought by mankind was caused by a chick.......i believe say she no even sharp
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Postby folasanwo on Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:44 pm

the chick just dey there they cry throughout!
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Postby jonneybrains on Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:51 pm

wetin you want make chicken do when gbege dey ground that's what they do................i was in a place one day like dat sha and my girl was having this hot argument with some guys like dat....i showed up like a hero to rescue her but when things change na she come dey cry for me, thank God for my boys wey show up when i don nearly take off.....as i see my boys i begin get believe but by that time things don change...as she sef no fit recognize me again
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Postby folasanwo on Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:10 pm

lol.... o boy thank god say your bois show oh... otherwise them for comot the 'm' from 'man'..., your chick for dey call you "an"...lol
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Postby jonneybrains on Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:16 pm

worst of all we no dey again................see women, na God go save them (I've got mum and sisters too and they cheat me like.......they saycos you're a guy leave it for us and hunger dey kill me, if i die now tell me wetin dem go do no be cry)
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